Saturday, December 17, 2011

Christmas is Coming, the Dog is Getting Fat

While a calendar may be a glaring reminder of how quickly Christmas is coming, it rarely forces me to acknowledge how close the big day really is. Rather, it is the not-so-subtle reminders surrounding me that often provide the best sense of time. I may not have a plump goose, but I do have a dog that hasn’t been walked in a while. I may not have a partridge in a pear tree, but I do have a toddler who keeps climbing the tree. And while, I may not be able to correctly sing the “Twelve Days of Christmas,” I can list twelve reminders that Christmas is only days away:

The Not-so-subtle, Only Twelve Days till Christmas Reminder List

1. The extra $3 for gift wrap is starting to sound like a deal considering the pile of boxes that need to be wrapped.

2. My friend’s Christmas cards are arriving while mine are still at the store waiting to be picked up.

3. Eggnog is losing its appeal.

4. The Christmas tree is getting top heavy as “irresistible” ornaments make their way out of reach from sneaky hands.

5. Five catalogs come daily in the mail versus ten from last week.

6. I’ve caught myself seriously pondering how Santa would come down the chimney.

7. I finally admit defeat in the attempt to make presents from scratch.

8. The list of gifts to buy suddenly doubles over night.

9. My happy holiday smile is being ambushed by my lack of sleep.

10. I have the sudden desire to buy even more toys.

11. The words “Christmas Cookies,” makes me giddy.

12. I am more excited for Christmas morning than my kids are.

Happy Holidays!

Thursday, December 15, 2011

A Christmas Letter

Dear Santa,

I may only be two-years-old, but I’m no dummy. In fact, I can almost name all 29 letters, which brings me to my point. Everyone keeps telling me that I need to write you a letter for Christmas, but I don’t know which one to mail you? My favorite letter is “H”, but I really don’t want to give it away. Could you settle for a “X”? Please let me know as time is running out. I don’t know why it is running, perhaps if it were walking I could figure this whole mess out. I bet I could also figure out who this “errands” is my mom is always running after as well. For Christmas I going to try to catch “errands” and give it to my Mom, I bet she will really like that.

P.S. Please remember to put “mine” on all my presents so I know which ones are mine! Oh, and label Mom and Dad’s presents “DON’T TOUCH!” so that Brothers knows not to touch them. Thanks!